He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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