girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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