its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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