I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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