I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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