is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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