you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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