are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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