White coat. Heels.
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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