Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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