garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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