you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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