well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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