No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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