There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
So. Much. Porn.
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