idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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