We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
