you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
