are you still at the devil's house?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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