windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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