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he shaved USA in his pubs
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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