This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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