Me too!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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