Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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