then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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