you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Randomize
