Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The best revenge is premature balding
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We are two peas in an std pod
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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