so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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