People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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