You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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