Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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