dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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