worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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