do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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