Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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