I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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