I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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