If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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