She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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