That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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