1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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