I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
What a dumb baby whore.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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