idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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