Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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