honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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