Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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