Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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