Cold hands, warm shart.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
