So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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