he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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