Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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