Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She bit a glass in half.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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