sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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