i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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