the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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