i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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