If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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