Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I am available for nakedness
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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