I just pynch a tree in the face
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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