yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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