I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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